I'm a lazy blogger

Yep, I've been home for two weeks and this is the first time I've been motivated to actually write something down.

In the past two weeks I have.......(in no particular order)......

deposited my tax cheque

spent my tax cheque

learnt how to spell cheque

organised and ran a hens night

mentally disembowled the hen

several times

in many nasty and excruciating ways

had a bridesmaid dress made

worn bridesmaid dress to wedding from hell

got incredibly drunk at wedding

unfortunately got drunk just before my speech

fortunately performed speech with eloquence and pizzaz

did not fall down marble staircase in bridesmaid dress during entrance to wedding from hell

went to a baby shower

the day after hens night

did not pull up too well

did a no show for christening

the day after the wedding from hell

went to a birthday lunch for best mate

bridezilla showed up at lunch for best mate

practiced civility and manners

(it is much easier when drunk)

broke up with lover

(that's a whole other blog - but doing a 25 day hitch only to come home to "I've got a new girlfriend" ......hmmmnn...)

cleaned house, played with dog, paid bills etc etc....

caught up with many old friends

flirted with many old friends boyfriends

discovered ex boyfriend was engaged to pregnant girlfriend

but not the girlfriend he left me for

picked up a 60 year old man at the casino

won on two up

lost on blackjack

conned taxi driver to take me a $95 fare for $60

yelled at my mother

broke my mop

yelled at my mop for breaking on the day I was motivated to clean the house

fell asleep on the couch too many times to mention

discovered I can add creme de month to milo!!!!!!!

had dinner at girlfriends

dropped off dog

discovered worked had fucked up again and delayed my flight by one day

text old lover to demand key back

deleted old lovers cheery voice from answering machine

here i am.