Lost in the Ozzy Desert

A picture of a girl on an oil rig in the Plains of Despair, and occasionally at home with her dog.

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Cups

Take a generic packet of disposable cups, say about 20 cups in the packet.

Open the packet from the end closest to where you put your mouth.
Leave it in a dusty environment for 2 days.
The cup that is most exposed will be full of shit.
Tasty if you like brown water.

Now, open the same packet of cups from the end closest to the base of the cup.
Leave it in a dusty environment for 2 days, hell, you can leave it for 2 months.......
The cup that is most exposed will not be full of shit.
Enjoy tasty clean demineralised water.




Why am I the only one who gets this.




Fucking men!




I'm going to go now and open every single packet of cups in the carton, in the correct manner, dammit!!!!

1 Comments:

Blogger Berry said...

I hear you, sistah!

4:31 AM  

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