Zits Galore......
......hmmnnnnn......I've been on my healthy eating plan for a week already, when the Zits attacked again.
Sigh......anyway, I was going to see another movie (Stick it - chick flick, I liked it, just a bit o fluff) and I thought whilst I was in the shop getting my diet vanilla coke (movie softdrinks $5 bucks a pop - get fucked!) I'd also get some zit cream.
I'm sitting in the movie theatre, watching the previews (and trying to ignore the couple two seats in front of me violently pashing - my god, they've got the whole fucking cinema to choose from, and they choose to sit directly in front of me - no shame the kids of today, no shame), anyway, back to the story, I'm watching the previews, so I decide that there is no time like the present.
I ripped open the packet of zit cream and applied generously.
After rubbing it all in I sat back and enjoyed the film whilst the tingle on my nose, cheeks and chin let me know the cream was doing what it was supposed to.
Well, 2 hours later, I get back to my car and realised that the zit cream goes pretty much early 90's 'white zinc cream esque'.
Nice.
Hmmnnn......what else...........
Oh, I nearly forgot..........
My ticket to my far away place has been booked and paid for.
Watch out world, here I come............................................................Yehar!
Sigh......anyway, I was going to see another movie (Stick it - chick flick, I liked it, just a bit o fluff) and I thought whilst I was in the shop getting my diet vanilla coke (movie softdrinks $5 bucks a pop - get fucked!) I'd also get some zit cream.
I'm sitting in the movie theatre, watching the previews (and trying to ignore the couple two seats in front of me violently pashing - my god, they've got the whole fucking cinema to choose from, and they choose to sit directly in front of me - no shame the kids of today, no shame), anyway, back to the story, I'm watching the previews, so I decide that there is no time like the present.
I ripped open the packet of zit cream and applied generously.
After rubbing it all in I sat back and enjoyed the film whilst the tingle on my nose, cheeks and chin let me know the cream was doing what it was supposed to.
Well, 2 hours later, I get back to my car and realised that the zit cream goes pretty much early 90's 'white zinc cream esque'.
Nice.
Hmmnnn......what else...........
Oh, I nearly forgot..........
My ticket to my far away place has been booked and paid for.
Watch out world, here I come............................................................Yehar!
posted by mogcat | 1:02 PM
4 Comments:
There's always somewhere to go.... I've been here for a year and a half and no one ever comes down to visit... even though I brought a brand new couch for all my friends to sit on... its in pristine condition! Unfortunately none of you are invited anymore cause I'm moving my couch back to Adel so you'll have to pay for accommodation if you ever do make it down here. :)
Hey Darling
Call me - on the home phone.
I left my mobile charger at work.
:)
Going through some 'stuff' at the moment. Back in adel at mum's on sat / sun. maybe then. house in disarray... cant handle it. Massive cold. Need a hug.
Hey Cat
You've been busy , still hilarios ,the cream , I can picture it LMAO .
I also like to say I commend your choice about the dog you mentioned in earlier post , we need more people like you to stand up for animals who do not have a voice and anyone who disagrees has their head up their ass.
And what is the North Sea , would that be close to me ???that is if you remeber where I live ?
Love reading what your at , hope all is well , take care
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