Lost in the Ozzy Desert

A picture of a girl on an oil rig in the Plains of Despair, and occasionally at home with her dog.

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Ouch.... I hurt..... Do you want to know why?

Oh my God, I want to die. I can not move a muscle at all today.

After a period of about 20 years, I went and played two games of softball back to back yesterday.

Oooooowwwwwccccchhhhhh........

It was fun though.

Once I eventually found the park where I was supposed to be, I had to roam the park to try to find my team. This was a liitle hard cos the area I was looking consisted of about four football ovals and over 20 softball diamonds. After about 20 minutes of aimless wandering, I found my team.

After a quick introduction, I was informed that I was playing second base. SECOND BASE!!!! Damn...... I was hoping for left field, somewhere way out in the boondocks......

Anyway, my first game was quite successful. I managed to show all my new team mates that I can not catch a ball, throw a ball, or know where to throw a ball during a critical play. I let one slip thru which let three runners get home..... shit shit shit shit shit.......

Well, at least I can't get any worse.....

Needless to say, at Tuesday afternoons practice session we will also be practicing my batting skill.

I'm so embarrassed........ sigh.......

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